KingPaulP make a thread about his day, and it was amazing. It got deleted though.. for shame! Here's the story if you missed it. You are awesome KPP..

After my driving lesson I decided to go into town and shop around, I began in Game, I browsed around and played on the demo of Burnout Paradise, I thought it was pretty awesome, I especially liked the crashes in it and the whole 'near miss' thing it has, But I couldn't afford it so I left.

I decided to go down the escalator as I was feeling lazy, where I noticed the hottest chick was coming up the other way. She had long flowing blonde hair, full pouting lips and a rack you would die for, she noticed me staring and she just smiled. This came as a surprise to me but I cooly returned the greeting, when she passed me I turned round she didn't turn which saddened me a little, then I noticed it, she had the most perfect ass you have ever seen. I began to fantasize banging her every which way possible, this is when I noticed the expansion in my pants.

I thought this was normal as I had obvious had boner's before so I just ignored it and made my way to H&M I made it to the shop where I kept getting funny looks off people, which I thought was strange, but I shook it off as me being super-sexy today, however when I got to the tills to pay for my clothes a look of horror crossed the shop assitants face, I asked "what?", she didn't reply and just rang me up, I left the shop a little worried about the response I received of the shop assistant.

I found it difficult to forget about it as I was moving onto my third destination as people were still staring, some whispering, some had the same look of disgust as the shop assistant, I had a little trouble walking as my leg began to fall asleep, so I decided to go to Starbucks and rest, perhaps I was walking like a twat and this is why people were staring I thought, this when I I began to hear a ripping sound, I thought 'shit, Investigate when I sit down'.

I got to Starbucks and thrust open the door, A woman screamed, I was startled and looked around everyone was looking at me I looked down and my cock 2 feet long or more was bursting out my pants and was quckly growing even longer, I was speechless, people were dialling for the police, to which I shouted 'ring an ambulance!', a man with a purple umbrella stood up and started beating me with it, My cock responded by growing another 4 feet, this angered people even more so they joined in the attack, to which it just grew.

It must have been around 50 feet now, Starbucks was soon filled and I heard the muffled screams and felt the bones crunching between the walls and my growing fervour, the windows broke and the building literally came apart, by this time a swat team had arrived and began shooting at it, I felt nothing, but my huge cock again replied this time doubling its girth and length suddenly I heard the screams a street away.

I soon heard the noise of heavy vehicles moving my way and heard the voices of soldiers, this is when they started with the shells, this is when I became consumed by my Penis and everything turned to black, I heard distant gunfire and felt my growing member flattening buldings and over turning tanks destroying everything in its path, black, white or mexican, my willy did not discriminate in its murder.

Hours passed, before they launched the nuke, I can imagine this made the situation worse as everthing just went silent and I never felt the same crunching feeling the other bodies made.

I am still trapped here but I just want to know if everyone is ok?