So I was walking down to the Wawa for a delicious Snickers when a car came onto the sidewalk in front of me! After not crapping my pants, I watched as he got out, looked at me, looked like he was thinking (not pensively), and started towards me!

I ran around the car and saw no one else in it, so I took to the driver's seat and drove off into the horizon.

When I arrived at the horizon, I ran all the way to my mom's house and told her about this incident. She held my hand, looked me in the eye, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.