Hehe.
I know a few atheists that kick old people down the stairs all the time for fun, lol. (For those atheists that can't take a joke, I'm kidding). This wasn't as good as #1 or #2, but better than #3 still. I think you might be running out of material to poke fun at us with. You could try Muslims or Jews, though. Tons of material there.
*Note, I am not a racist or against those religions, just throwing options out there. If you can't take a joke, get off the Internet. (I'm a Christian.)